Look at this idiot
i don’t fucking deserve this
- Interviewer: So, what are your job qualifications?
- Me: Well I am currently an A-Lister in Kim Kardashian Hollywood
I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.
Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue
hold on guys i have to take this
me about to do a powerpoint presentation
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
my jonas brothers phase was so pleasant tumblr didn’t exist and my only sources of information were tiger beat and disney 411