• Interviewer: So, what are your job qualifications?
  • Me: Well I am currently an A-Lister in Kim Kardashian Hollywood

glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

zenonzequel:

my jonas brothers phase was so pleasant tumblr didn’t exist and my only sources of information were tiger beat and disney 411