• Interviewer: So, what are your job qualifications?
  • Me: Well I am currently an A-Lister in Kim Kardashian Hollywood


I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.


Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue


my jonas brothers phase was so pleasant tumblr didn’t exist and my only sources of information were tiger beat and disney 411